I hate when free lunch is offered to you at work and you think to yourself, "YES!  FREE LUNCH!"  And, then it's delivered to you at your desk and you have to eat it like a schlep who doesn't take a lunch break.

Guess what.  I'm still signing out for an hour after I scarf down my sammie.

Also...the girl next to me is SLURPING her sandwich.  How is that possible?  It's gross, though.