I can't stand drunks. I don't understand the appeal of drinking.
Especially when you are 74 and you drink so much you fall over.
Literally. Two times in one week, you bend over and fall on the floor
because you spend your afternoon at the bar? It makes me angry. You
are setting such a fine example for your granddaughter. #35674321 I
don't understand the appeal of alcohol.

ETA: Not to mention you just passed out in the dining room while sitting up...