Out of the mouths of babes...

DD was in our bed snuggling us this morning. She started rubbing DH's
armpit while laughing because there is hair there. She then rubbed
mine and states "Mommy grows needles in her armpit." (FTR, I shaved
yesterday.)

Lessons learned from my four year old:

1. Humilty will be forced upon you by your child.
2. I need a new razor.